MEN: LOVE THEM, HATE THEM

got this from the column of ms. cecile lopez lilles at phil. star last dec. 13, 2006. i just wanna share it. :)

why men are wonderful:
1. they are excellent travel companions; they put women last in line and always carry the luggage
2. they are better at parallel parking and faster at changing flat tires
3. beside them, women will always look like dainty eaters
4. they are the best seatmate at spectator sports event
5. their thinking processes are less hampered by frivolity - i.e. what to wear, whom to be seen with - and are therby quicker
6. they do gossip, but not as an Olympic sport
7. they stab each other at the back, not with words like women do, but with knives, so as to be done with the deed, and fast! women conduct word wars that last for generations
8. nobody can look better than them in impeccably tailored trousers
9. at strictly formal occasions, the best accessory to have is a man in tuxedo
10. there is nothing like a warm bear hug from a man
11. when a honest man says "i love you', time stops
12. jude law, orlando bloom, brad pitt, colin firth, etc.

men are like...
1. laxatives - they irritae the crap out of you
2. weather - nothing can be done to change them
3.blenders - you need one but you're not sure why
4. chocolate bars - sweet, smooth, and they usually headed right for your hips
5. commercials - you can't believe a word they say
6. department store sales - thire clothes are always half-off
7. government bonds - they take sooooooooooo long to mature
8. mascara - they usually run at the first sign of emotion
9. popcorn - they satisfy you, but only for a while
10. snowstorms - you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last
11. lava lamps - fun to look at, but not very bright
12. parking spots - all the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped

tama naman diba? pero ang pinakatotoo, men make us feel the most beautiful girl on the planet, the most important, the most loved and yet they also make us cry at iniiwan din tayo..

well, ganyan talaga ang buhay. :)